Funny Chinese Slogans|FCS

compromise is liberation of conception. Rebate is extension of opening.

"daring love is equal to eloping fearlessly"----Do you dare love me?If the answer is yes, please elope with me without showing fear.

爱我就和我私奔吧，因为敢爱，所以敢私奔，这一切，都是因为爱，由爱而起，源自凤凰论坛。

The rainstorm is more and more fierce, but I am not afraid, because I'm umbrella seller.
让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧，反正我是卖伞的，来源于重庆洋人街，图片来源见水印。

你说我容易吗Is it easier?

we are unable to predict future,but we can handle our present time.
与其幻想未来，不如把握现在。

you are a chaffy fellow sometimes, in other words, you seem to be nothing. Life tells us:"it's good to keep something as low-key as possible sometimes."

每个人都有狗屁不是的时候，低调一点总是好的。