Funny Chinese Slogans|FCS

I can`t reliably inform you that, the people in Shanghai are very angry. The consequences will be severe.Boycott Japanese goods!

fuck Koizumi, fuck Japanese, Remember, Do not visit to Yasukuni Shrine. I wish to fight with you and to endeavor to kill you.

You can not just spit wherever you like. if you really want to do on a bus, spitting against windows pls. it's a good way to improve individual comprehensive quality and capability. via

Prohibited urine and dogs' excrement.

flush toilet

he who is landing in the Tiaoma with crime is ready to take his licks because the local government does serve justice and candor.original is here.

Give an eye to the fire.

照片拍自芜湖赭山公园。

Who posted ads here must be died with three-generation.

being shot down on the spot is poplar.

有一阵，当场击毙很流行
大概是海口警方开了这个NB标语的头吧，原始见这个新闻。

2008年3月18日上午10时30分许，记者来到丈八路与朱雀大街路口，远远就看到路口的西南角，陕西扶贫技术学院南校区围墙外，挂着红底白字的醒目横幅。上面的内容是“严打‘两抢一盗’抢劫拒捕者依法当场击毙”。落款是“长延堡派出所”。经过争议，很快撤下了，见这里。

上两图均为长沙市湘江一桥河西段挂出的写有“飞车抢劫者 拒捕的当场击毙”字样的横幅（6月28日 新华社记者 李尕 摄），原始在这里。
河南荥阳警方称挂飞车抢劫击毙标语后未再发案，见这里。还不信，警车上也有，这下怕了吧。也是荥阳有很多挂着这样标语的警车。

thief must be dead.
抓住或打死盗贼有奖。

black&white slogan is expressing anger.
白底黑字标语表达的是一种愤怒，详细见华商论坛。

The government respects a woman's right to give birth and protects her health when giving birth, but there are some invasions or violations of woman's right because of family planning. "being induced in childbirth and abortion is the same thing as no giving birth to a child".

类似的一个，不过大家看清楚，到底能不能生呢？标语还有人加掉字，下面这个就是不能不生下来。

做一个党员要干什么？顺应形势，研究三个代表，积极参加保先教育？这当然不够了，从当党员那一刻起，就要思考，一直思考如下的问题，昨天、今天、明天。PS：你知道照片中的人是谁么，绝对惊喜。
买一送一系列：
小明失恋了，郁闷消瘦无法排解。老爸看在眼里急在心中，但几十年没做亲子教育一时半会儿也不知如何开导。一天又是吃不下饭，问也不答，老爸又急又疼，一拍桌子：“你也是党员，我也是党员，我们党员和党员之间有什么不可以谈的!”