Funny Chinese Slogans|FCS

birth control slogans in government policies from James jsWong in old years. One is wonderful, two are good, and three cannot afford, and four is fallen into hopeless straits

One's children should keep one in comfort in one's old age. on the other hand, you will be bitter when you are in your old age if you have so many children who you cannot bring up.

Every man has a share of responsibility for the fate of his country, and everyone puts the family plan into practice himself.
计划生育之控制人口——振兴中华匹夫有责，控制人口从我做起。

some type of family growth violate the law of Family Planning.

这图配的，很到位。

标语感想，FCS贴出的标语等，不是搞笑就是温馨，以搞笑为主，并且是追求搞笑极致的。这些标语来源都是什么呢？从标签可以看出，当然后台还有很多没有贴出来，小范围的宣传标语的眼球效应还是蛮不错的，所以要吸引眼球，就要夸张、搞笑、煽情、极其严厉，最好是疯癫状态了。
由于比较小范围的受众，所以涉及的事情由头就家长里短，贴近生活。

1）国家主导的——计划生育类标语。
这种流传最广泛，让大家记忆尤新的不是计划生育怎么好，大部分而是对计划生育政策的歪曲执行和搞笑解释，如不能生下来、该流不流等。
2）自发宣传的。
a)严惩小偷类标语；b）讲究卫生类标语。这两类标语在社区见的最多，大家对身边这类事情真是深恶痛绝，五千年的优良传统怎么被这些人就糟蹋的不像样子了呢，所以常见的不是暴打，就是要打死，起码也要被撞死。
3）餐馆饭店的。
中华五千年文化源远流长，饮食文化更是博大精深，食客们也就千奇百态，更妙的是，各类餐馆为了应对各种各样的食客，门口立招牌、门上挂横幅、店里贴告示等，把对食客的要求也好，忠告也好，请求也好，表达的淋漓尽致。
4）t-shirt文化。
T-shirt文化是一种舶来品，对于表达个性真是简单明了，所以五花八门的T-shirt标语多的很那，何况现在有很多网站可以在线自行设计T-shirt，并代为加工，更加快了个性化的特点，每个人的前胸后背，都是属于自己的口号标语天下。
5）小姐现象。
人民生活水平提高了，连外国的调查都说中国人平均性伴侣在3-5个左右，物质生活提高了，精神上也要享受，精神文明建设的挺不错啊，为啥还有不少人好这一口呢，孔夫子说的很对：“食色性也”。所以不足为奇。但还是地下活动的好，毕竟我们还没有红灯区，各位小姐们太招摇了就需要整治了。围绕小姐，这故事还真不少呢。

最后，不管在哪里碰到日本人与狗不得入内的标语，希望大家都支持，这表达的是铭记历史的愤怒。

The article was first published in the website of Slogans with Chinese characteristics。by the way, the website of danwei.org is special website about Chinese media, advertising, and urban life.

普及一胎，控制二胎，消灭三胎。
Popularize the first child, control the second child, exterminate the third child.
This is a slogan about family planning policy in China, which advocates one child per family.

谁不实行计划生育，就叫他家破人亡。
Whoever does not follow family planning will have his household ruined and his family perish.

武装抗税是非法行为。
Armed resistance to taxation is illegal.
Is it legal to peacefully resist taxation?

谁烧山，谁坐牢！
He who burns the mountainside will go to prison!
This was seen by a tourist in Guizhou. There's also the classic "Set fires on the mountain, be thrown into the dungeon". (放火烧山，牢底坐穿。)

不怕死的就到十八里乡来作案！
If you don't fear death, commit crimes in Shi Bali village!

横卧铁轨，不死也要负上法律责任。
If you lie across the train tracks, you're legally responsible if you don't die.

抢劫警车是违法的！
Carjacking a police car is illegal!

光纤没铜，偷也没用。
Fiber optic cables contain no copper. Theft is useless.
Phone and power cables are often stolen and stripped for their copper content.

违法越界观光，小心枪弹扫光。
Cross the border illegally to sightsee, beware the bullets that will wipe you out.
This is on Gulangyu Island in Xiamen. This area is also home to dueling slogans, "A unified China under the Three Principles of the People" (三民主义统一中国) on Quemoy, and across the water, "A unified China under 'one country, two systems'"(一国两制统一中国).

集体上访违法、越级上访可耻！
Collective petitioning is illegal, petioning to higher levels is shameful!
This was written on a banner hung along a roadside in Zhiwenshang County, Jining, Shandong, discouraging villagers from exercising their right to petition to the central government.

The government respects a woman's right to give birth and protects her health when giving birth, but there are some invasions or violations of woman's right because of family planning. "being induced in childbirth and abortion is the same thing as no giving birth to a child".

类似的一个，不过大家看清楚，到底能不能生呢？标语还有人加掉字，下面这个就是不能不生下来。

What do you reckon the birth control policy? The slogans of Family Planning show up something interesting associated with or requiring money and manpower in old days, for example, "no abortion means pulling house down and cattle away".
很早以前的口号就是强悍，只要你不按照政策行事，和它相抵触，有你好果子吃。