kinds of Funny Chinese Slogans | miscellaneous sources: Collecting from internet + original Shooting

大便小便罚款伺候 Commit no nuisance!

2008年8月12日星期二

Commit no nuisance, with punishing by a fine of RMB100. and this type slogans of don't&punishing often appears in an out-of-the-way areas,such as alley way.

这种标语在背街小巷随处可见,就是不知道有收到罚款么?

买一送一系列:

有一个老采购员去北京。一不小心多喝了点,煞是难忍,急需小解!可是偌大的北京厕所难寻啊!于是乎想起旮旯也行。

好半天才找到一个小胡弄,但是他没有发现这时已经有一个街道老太太盯他很久了!他解开裤子刚要……这时老太太冲上来说:“随地大小便罚款10圆!” 说着就撕了罚单!老采购急中生智说:“我怎么了?我尿了吗?我只是掏出来看看。这关你什么事!这也要罚款?”说完扬长而去!老太太如在雾中!


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